GET ME PIZZA YOU TROLL

edgur:

i stopped kony by buying toms

(via justaddtommy)

WHEN I TRY ON CLOTHES

howdoiputthisgently:

IF THEY LOOK BAD:
 

IF THEY LOOK GOOD:

WHEN SOMEONE ASKS IF I HAVE ANY MUSICAL TALENT

howdoiputthisgently:

I’M LIKE:

iwritesinsnotfanfiction:

what if ke$ha had an evil british twin named ke£ha

(via jaaaax)

How I hear Sofia Vergara's Covergirl commercial:

• Sofia Vergara: BOARD WIDTH CHORE JUAN TRIC LIPSTIC? DEN LID A DUBBLE LIVE! WIDTH NU BLASS FLIPSTIC FROM CUPBOARDGERL. CREAMY COLLAR ON JUAN END, CHIMMERY COLLAR ON THE UTTER. SO YOU CAN FLEP CHORE LOOK FROM DA MANURE TO DAIRY. NU BLASS FLIPSTIC FROM CUPBOARDGERL.